-Josh
-SSF, CA
-Senior
-Asian Heartthrob Sensation
-Heterosexual Directioner
-Collector of Fine Animal Statuettes
-Coconut milk gives me visions.
-Vittoria agli assassini.

 

dewgongo:

how to be a lil bitch:

  1. look like u
  2. act like u
  3. smell like u
  4. dance like u
  5. talk like u
  6. u

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

kitten-burrito:

mamasam:

kabetown:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

  • give that chest a rest
  • hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack

(Source: martianwitchery)

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

(Source: icelikelollies)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

open rp

funayurei:

funayurei:

funayurei:

funayurei:

funayurei:

funayurei:

funayurei:

funayurei:

funayurei:

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excuse me, can i get a couple of ice cubes in here please

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sure, a couple of ice cubes coming up!

here you go

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ah..

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hhaah… april fools!!!!

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WHAT DID YHYOU DDO TO MY DRINK???!?!?!?!?

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i.„„,….i……„…..,

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YOU WHAT

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you asksed for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and i only put in one!!!

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i guess that is pretty funny